The Only Medicine You Need
While we might never agree on the official name (it's a regional thing, you wouldn't understand), every New Jerseyan can agree on one thing: a sizzling slice of processed meat, egg, and cheese is the cure for literally everything.
The "Cures What Ails" Pork Roll T-Shirt pays homage to the Garden State's most potent remedy. Whether you're nursing a hangover from a night in Atlantic City or just hungry for a Sunday morning staple, this shirt celebrates the breakfast that fuels our state.
Why You'll Love It:
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The Great Unifier: Forget the "Taylor Ham vs. Pork Roll" war for a second—this shirt focuses on the feeling of eating it. It's a peace treaty in cotton form.
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Vintage Aesthetic: Designed with a classic, retro medicine label look that fits perfectly with the nostalgia of your favorite local diner.
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Unbeatable Comfort: We print on pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton that feels soft and broken-in right out of the package. It's comfortable enough to wear while eating a second sandwich.
Specs:
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Material: Pre-Shrunk Ring-Spun Cotton
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Fit: Standard "Band Tee" Fit (Relaxed shoulders/waist)
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Design: "Cures What Ails" Vintage Pork Roll Graphic
