Don't Be a Salty Bitch Can Cooler

Don't Be a Salty B--ch Can Cooler: Sarcastic Morton Salt Girl Drink Sleeve

Keep bad attitudes in check while serving up cold Garden State humor. The Don't Be a Salty B--ch Can Cooler from True Jersey gives the iconic vintage yellow-slicker salt umbrella girl a hilarious, sharp-tongued parody makeover. Featuring the classic yellow raincoat illustration alongside bold white typography reading "DON'T BE A SALTY B--CH" printed vibrantly on both sides, this cheeky drink insulator is the ultimate conversation starter for beach days, Jersey Shore barbecues, stadium tailgates, and boat trips.

Engineered to keep your favorite beer, hard seltzer, or soda frosty under the blazing summer sun, this collapsible drink sleeve features an insulating synthetic neoprene rubber interior paired with a durable knit outer lining. The slim, flexible construction folds completely flat to slip right into your pocket, beach tote, or glovebox when not in use, while keeping your hands dry from condensation. Slide it over any standard 12 oz can or bottle and pour on the attitude without any of the salt.

Don't Be a Salty B--ch Can Cooler Specifications

• Product: Collapsible can cooler drink insulator
• Capacity: Fits standard 12 oz cans and bottles
• Material: Insulating neoprene synthetic rubber interior with knit polyester outer lining
• Design: Double-sided vintage salt girl parody with "DON'T BE A SALTY B--CH" typography
• Portability: Collapsible fold-flat construction for easy pocket or bag storage
• Function: Thermal drink insulation and condensation barrier