My Stomach Hurts and I'm Mad at the Government Garden Flag

I'm going to sit in my garden, howl and play sad accordion music.

This garden flag measures 12 by 18 inches and made from a durable polyester material, printed on both sides, and perfect for the lawn, garden or anywhere outside. You can use your own lawn stand or order the complete set which includes a three piece stand which is easy to store when not in use and made from coated metal to prevent rust and aging.