Tax This D-ck Benjamin Franklin Can Cooler

Tax This D--k Can Cooler: Benjamin Franklin Funny Drink Sleeve

If there is one thing Garden State residents understand better than anyone, it’s surviving high taxes, endless toll booths, and Parkway surcharges. The Tax This D--k Benjamin Franklin Can Cooler from True Jersey channels pure colonial defiance with unmistakable local attitude. Featuring a classic portrait of founding father Benjamin Franklin alongside his totally real, definitely historical quote printed vibrantly on both sides, this hilarious drink insulator is the ultimate conversation starter for backyard barbecues, beach tailgates, boat days, and cookouts.

Engineered to keep your favorite beer, hard seltzer, or soda frosty under the blazing summer heat, this collapsible can cooler features an insulating synthetic neoprene rubber interior paired with a durable knit outer lining. The slim, flexible construction folds completely flat to stash inside a pocket, beach tote, or glovebox while blocking wet condensation on your hands. Slide it over any standard 12 oz can or bottle and declare your personal independence in style.

Tax This D--k Can Cooler Specifications

• Product: Collapsible can cooler drink insulator
• Capacity: Fits standard 12 oz cans and bottles
• Material: Insulating neoprene synthetic rubber interior with knit polyester outer lining
• Design: Double-sided Benjamin Franklin portrait with "Tax This D--k" parody typography
• Portability: Collapsible fold-flat construction for easy pocket or bag storage
• Function: Thermal drink insulation and condensation barrier